Brassic

Brassic bows out with another comedy heist and more filthy gags: why break a winning formula? This time the plan for our Lancashire larcenists is a sort-of smash-and-grab on a big Hindu wedding. Cardy wants to marry Carol, so to ensure they have all the trappings and trimmings, the lads decide to rob everything from the venue where one of their cousins is getting married. (It’s OK: said cousin deserves it.)

Cue the usual Keystone Kops-like scramble. But before that, a problem from an earlier caper comes back to haunt gang leader Vinnie, when the local Mister Big utters the timeless line, “The only thing tying me to that headless corpse is you and your idiot friends.”