When you think of football mascots, something cuddly and friendly usually springs to mind. Y'know, a fluffy bird, a teddy bear – a talisman to instil positivity in the thousands of fans braving the cold or an unfortunate scoreline.

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What you don't think of is this...

https://twitter.com/ThistleTweet/status/612966534387007488

That's Scottish football club Partick Thistle who unveiled their new mascot on Twitter earlier today. It was designed by artist David Shrigley as part of a two-year sponsorship deal with Californian company Kingsford Capital Management. He's known fondly as "Kingsley".

The problem is, there's not very much 'fond' about him – something that's not gone unnoticed on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/STV_Andy/status/612991506589335552
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/612986845769510912
https://twitter.com/TomChivers/status/612975810291613696

Many assumed Lisa Simpson had gone off the rails.

https://twitter.com/HelenMilburn/status/612976893135069185
https://twitter.com/xM20x/status/612982465100152833
https://twitter.com/td_ward/status/612968403742105600
https://twitter.com/scottreid1980/status/612972348115959808

Or she'd had a love child with Harry Potter's nemesis or The Simpsons' monobrowed baby.

https://twitter.com/FelicityMorse/status/612971129465081856
https://twitter.com/jamesbelias/status/612976706568073221

No, this isn't the Teletubbies: where are they now?

Just to make you feel old, here's the wee kid from the Teletubbies today pic.twitter.com/1NOM0FZ9oM

— Iain Hepburn (@iainmhepburn) June 22, 2015

Spare a thought for poor Jaggy MacBee who, after four years service, has been shown the door...

https://twitter.com/seetickets/status/612980874242621440
https://twitter.com/p_mcpartlin/status/612973358666399744

... And all the kids who will be suffering nightmares this upcoming football season.

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https://twitter.com/despicableHalzE/status/612990507518717953
https://twitter.com/Johnny_Scotland/status/612988459834306560

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