Britain. The sporting nation. We love all sports, from tennis to croquet to tennis with a feathery ball. But there’s one sport we can’t abide.

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https://twitter.com/Grace_Wilko/status/561883570843975680

Yes, American football. We don’t like the name…

American Football is not 'football'. You guys hardly kick the ball around. You should call it American Soccer or Armored Rugby.

— Aggour (@Psypherize) February 1, 2015

…we don’t understand the rules…

https://twitter.com/joeheenan/status/561964471422574594

…and we really hate British people who pretend to be interested just because the Super Bowl is on.

https://twitter.com/charlvtte/status/561983830366879744

If you like American football there's something wrong with you

— cfc away (@Cfcaway) February 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/Scriblit/status/562027392097849344
https://twitter.com/jackwhitehall/status/562030248867680256

Unlike straightforward British sports (which include terms like ‘hooker’, ‘sticky wicket’ and 'out for a duck') American football sounds ridiculous.

https://twitter.com/Trevornoah/status/562003090464051200

Unlike the Premier League, American football is like, really commercial, yeah?

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/561994874946592768

They eat ridiculous food. Not like strawberries, a punnet of cream and barley water. Or prawn sandwiches.

https://twitter.com/ShowbizMillie/status/562030512584556544

Their music choices are baffling. Not like English rugby fans singing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Or footballers coming out to Hey Baby by DJ Otzi.

https://twitter.com/post__nothing/status/562026287565656064

We Brits don’t bother with anything as crass as a halftime show either (although, opening ceremonies are another matter, of course).

https://twitter.com/TSBible/status/562057532588707842
https://twitter.com/piesportsbooze/status/562140029116755968

Nevertheless, Idina Menzel singing the national anthem is enough to inspire traitorous feelings. Sorry, your Majesty...

https://twitter.com/Ecstasy_Swift/status/562030725328019456

...and, much as in history, the Patriots had the last laugh.

All the British people are wearing Patriots jerseys and it's adorable

— Emma Crowley (@E_Crowleyy) February 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/_ScratchNSniff_/status/562047111408017408

This Patriots' Defense is looking shoddier than the British defense of Boston Harbor in 1773

— Tyler Eads (@T_Eads) February 2, 2015

https://twitter.com/joe_morgan/status/562029116422389761

The Patriots will never be better than The Patriot. They beat Seattle. He beat the British. pic.twitter.com/rSX85l0jgc

— Theo Von (@TheoVon) February 2, 2015

Congratulations America, see you next year!

Love,

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The British

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