We won't spoil Game of Thrones but it's too late for these furious fans
This article is spoiler free... unlike the rest of the Internet
Congratulations, you have found the one article on the internet that won't spoil the end of Game of Thrones series five. But consider this: what the hell are you doing on the internet? It's not a safe place to be if you haven't seen the finale.
https://twitter.com/mseckington/status/610350456922091522
Yes, spoilers are beyond the pale, even for a show as brutal as Game of Thrones...
https://twitter.com/JussDaTip/status/610322345434185729
...but really, you only have yourself to blame.
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Take these people as cautionary examples...
https://twitter.com/khelleesi_/status/610296913313660928
https://twitter.com/johncabrera/status/610279603077148673
EVERYONE WHO JUST SPOILED THE GAME OF THRONES FINALE IS DEAD TO ME
— Kayla Fitz (@Kayla_Fitz) June 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/RandyGyllenhaal/status/610268244511969280
...lest you do something silly, like quitting the show...
https://twitter.com/doooovuhh/status/610272149958492160
https://twitter.com/itsrealH/status/610292297956110336
...or murder.
https://twitter.com/stockejock/status/610275605188362240
https://twitter.com/LouisPeitzman/status/607723887825018880
Of course, some spoilers go out of their way to find you...
https://twitter.com/_alastair/status/610294418797629440
https://twitter.com/Tryzzden/status/609102722923642880
https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/608885585034383360
https://twitter.com/BlueJaigEyes/status/610276484276621312
https://twitter.com/CaptainToney/status/610273265202933760
...and knowing can give you a nihilistic power.
https://twitter.com/edmelondemand/status/610349838601859072
https://twitter.com/Memeghnad/status/610364186367885312
But really you're just ruining it for yourself. Endure. Stay off the internet, and enjoy the surprise.
Finally watched the last Game of Thrones. Glad nobody spoiled the bit where all the Dornish characters sit down and agree on an accent.
— Chris Thursten (@CThursten) May 23, 2015
Game of Thrones series 5 concludes tonight on Sky Atlantic, 9pm