John Humphrys rapped to a grime track on the Today programme and everyone thinks they're still asleep
Did that really just happen?

You know that strange experience when you wake up in the morning and start going about your daily business, until something inexplicably weird happens and you realise you're still asleep? Well it seems to have happened en mass to a number of Radio 4 listeners today...
Reports on Twitter suggest that numerous people had a waking dream in which they heard irascible Today presenter John Humphrys rapping in a section on the current affairs show about grime music.
Clearly this couldn't actually have happened – as most, but not all, of them seem to have realised...
https://twitter.com/sookio/status/698051638527971328
https://twitter.com/TomAngel1/status/698056045877403648
https://twitter.com/RyanGage/status/698052518807523328
https://twitter.com/temiogunye/status/698051914181820417
Of course, real or not, the phenomenon does raise some important questions...
https://twitter.com/cheryl_peril/status/698057430408806400
Personally, we like J-Hum.